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Rock and Roll Guru on the Radio Tomorrow

March 08, 2010 By: Joe Heuer Category: Cool Rock & Roll Stuff, Rock & Roll News, Rock and Roll Philosophy, Rockin' Books

I’m back, rockers!

Got some very cool stuff coming tomorrow, Tuesday March 9th. I’ll be interviewed on a couple radio shows about DREAMtweet: Enlightened Inspiration from a Rock and Roll Guru.

The first show is Outside with Edie: Inspiring Life Talk Radio at 1:00 EST, Noon CST. You can listen live or at your convenience after the show is recorded right hereEdie Galley is both uplifting & fun, so it will be a great time.

At 7:00 EST, 6:00 CST we’re gonna rock the house with Nancy, Lisa & Eddie on The Big Blend’s Rants, Raves & Rock ‘n’ Roll. This is a groovy show and you can bet we’re gonna have a ton of fun.

It’s gonna be a rockin’ day…join us for some play.

Zen: Rock & Roll Dictionary

February 20, 2010 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Dictionary

Zen: the spiritual synonym for lazy.

Billy Graham: Rock & Roll Quote

February 19, 2010 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Nonsense, Rock & Roll Quotes

“The Beatles are a passing phase. They are the symptoms of the uncertainties of the times.”~Billy Graham.

The good reverend sure knew what he was talking about there, didn’t he?

Confused: Rock & Roll Dictionary

February 19, 2010 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Dictionary

Confused: an egomaniac with an inferiority complex.

Bliss: Rock & Roll Dictionary

February 18, 2010 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Dictionary

Bliss: the state of mind in which your life resembles a beer commercial.

Lent: Rock & Roll Dictionary

February 17, 2010 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Dictionary

Lent: 1. a Latin term meaning “to get sober for forty days” 2. a great time to officially abandon your New Year’s resolutions.

MIck Jagger: Rock & Roll Quote

February 17, 2010 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Quotes

“I’m living out my adolescent dreams perpetually. My mother has always been unhappy with what I do. She would much rather Ido something nicer, like be a bricklayer.”~Mick Jagger

Finally, Mick and I have something in common.

I love you, Mom.

Carnival in San Pedro, Belize

February 17, 2010 By: Joe Heuer Category: Cool Rock & Roll Stuff, Rock and Roll Philosophy

We’ve had a rockin’ time celebrating Carnival with our friends, both old and new, here in Belize. San Pedro is the only town in Belize that truly celebrates Carnival, an it has been an absolute gas.

The party had already started when we arrived Saturday, and it didn’t take us long to get our Belizean groove on. One of the highlights here is getting painted, and kids of all ages partake in this raucous island ritual. I deliberately wore a Frank Zappa shirt yesterday, cuz I knew Frank would have appreciated being painted by the beautiful children here.

Today it’s off to Caye Caulker to spend a some time kickin’ back with the locals.

Life is grand. All my love from Belize.

Love: Rock & Roll Dictionary

February 16, 2010 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Dictionary

Love: the willingness to look like you’re the one who wanted dessert.

Meat Loaf: Rock & Roll Quote

February 15, 2010 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Nonsense, Rock & Roll Quotes

“I am the Nureyev of rock ‘n’ roll.”~Meat Loaf

I love Mr. Loaf, but what was he on when he said that?????