Archive for the ‘Rock & Roll Dictionary’

Irony: Rock & Roll Dictionary

May 19, 2012 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Dictionary 1 Comment →

Irony: the fact that the cat who wrote the line “Hope I die before I get old” is now one of rock & roll’s widely respected elder statesmen.

See birthday boy Pete Townshend.

Elton John: Rock & Roll Dictionary

March 25, 2012 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Dictionary No Comments →

Elton John: the baby boomers’ version of Liberace.

David Bowie: Rock & Roll Dictionary

January 08, 2012 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Dictionary No Comments →

David Bowie: a dude who’s never alone cuz he’s always in the presence of Ziggy Stardust and the Thin White Duke.

Joe Walsh: Rock & Roll Dictionary

November 20, 2011 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Dictionary 1 Comment →

Joe Walsh: the clown prince of rock & roll.

Happy birthday Joe!!

Confusion: Rock & Roll Dictionary

June 06, 2011 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Dictionary 1 Comment →

Confusion: 1. having deja vu and amnesia at the same time. 2. the highest state of consciousness before enlightenment.

Assmosis: Rock & Roll Dictionary

April 28, 2011 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Dictionary No Comments →

Assmosis: the process of absorbing success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

Guitarmageddon: Rock & Roll Dictionary

March 30, 2011 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Birthday, Rock & Roll Concerts, Rock & Roll Dictionary, Rock and Roll Philosophy 2 Comments →

Guitarmageddon: the finale at Eric Clapton’s Crossroads Guitar Festival, with all those guitar gods on stage together.

Happy Rock & Roll Birthday, Slowhand!

Lou Reed: Rock & Roll Dictionary

March 02, 2011 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Birthday, Rock & Roll Dictionary No Comments →

Lou Reed: Jean Paul Sartre on heroin.

My birthday homage to Lou.

Genesis: Rock & Roll Dictionary

February 13, 2011 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Birthday, Rock & Roll Dictionary, Rockin' Books No Comments →

Genesis: a Biblical book about a rock & roll band featuring Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins.

Happy Rock & Roll Birthday, Peter!

Dead Deputy: Rock & Roll Dictionary

February 06, 2011 By: Joe Heuer Category: Rock & Roll Dictionary No Comments →

Dead Deputy: a confused Bob Marley tribute band.