“Rock music is evil because it is to music what Dada and surrealism are to art–atheistic, chaotic, nihilistic.” David Noebel, author of The Legacy of John Lennon: Charming or Harming a Generation.

I thought this was supposed to be funny until I Googled this goofy dude.

Here’s another one of his books, just in case you wanna run right out and buy it as a holiday gift for the Commie/Beatles fan in your life:

Communism, hypnotism and the Beatles: An analysis of the Communist use of music, the Communist master music plan

My reply: Rockers of the world unite.